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The fanfic "Las Sirenas"

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The original story "The Mirror"

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Wankeriffic, well, sorta
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A couple of words on yesterday's post to ontd_pinto:

It wasn't my intention to start wank, but then, anybody who knows me knows I don't play that way.  I'm all about porn and angst, not wank.  However, I really ought to have known better, as Olivia Munn is an instant shot of Miracle-Wank to any Pinto-related comm.  So I suppose I kinda did know, and kinda underestimated it, and kinda forgot about the past, and kinda didn't give a shit.

Pinto fandom still has wank equivalent to cotton candy:  so sweet and fluffy it's a wonder we don't cause cavities.  It's just not that bad, and it really doesn't worry me.  We're in the little leagues of wankdom, and I suspect that's where we'll stay, because by and large, our insanity quotient is pretty low.

I should also note that my status as the Grinto Queen should protect me from any accusations of giving Chris Pine's relationships an unequal hearing on 'pinto.  I mean, come on, people.  Jon/Z have their own comm, and it's a very nice one, if diminutive, and I have nothing to complain about.

Both of these issues are years old.  YEARS old.

Let it.

Go.

In other news, the mini-storm of wank was actually kind of pleasantly nostalgic for me.  I was like, "Awww, remember when we all hated on Olivia?  Remember when 'pinto was created?  AWWWWWW.  Those were the DAYS, man!"  It's also kind of cool to see that our comm still has so many eagerly participating members.  That's really cool, considering how long it's been since we had a fresh shot of movie.

We're cranky right now, and we need the next Trek.

But I'm forced to admit that my recent bouts of RL and my semi-distance from fandom have altered me a little.  I was watching the discussion yesterday and honestly wondering, "Have I gotten too old for this?"

Not that I'm tired of it, exactly... it's more like, the level of energy devoted to it surprises me.

No comments.  If you agree with me on the above, way cool.  If you disagree, awesome.  Life is short, difficult, and painful, and I have to focus on the people I can help today, not the people I offended yesterday.

Pinto:  Darkness
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Title:  Darkness
Pairing:  Zachary Quinto/Chris Pine, also John Cho/Karl Urban, Zachary Quinto/OMC, Chris Pine/several OC's
Summary:  An accident leaves Chris injured, blind, and almost completely paralyzed, but aware of everything.  His nurse, Zach, finds a way to help Chris communicate, and in many ways, to heal.
Rating:  NC-17
Wordcount:  57k
Disclaimer:  This has never happened to the persons of whom the characterizations aren't... okay, seriously, if this ever happened to Chris, we would all cry, and Zach is not a nurse, and we all know the drill by this point.
Warnings:  UST (lots of), mild infidelity, angst, fluff, medical jargon of all kinds, medical everything of all kinds including bodily fluids and pain and stuff and even medical kink, addiction, emotional abuse, many TMI bathroom moments, various gay sex acts, bad puns, masochism, many near-death experiences, and... I'm tired.
A/N:  Written entirely in comments on the kink meme, and boy, did this ever turn out a lot longer than I expected.


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Pinto:  Forever Thing (Extremeverse Second Half, Epilogue)
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Title:  Forever Thing
Pairing:  Zachary Quinto/Chris Pine
Summary:  AU teenverse series - Chris and Zach are both sixteen, live a few blocks from each other, and go to the same school.  Zach is holding his own.  Chris is painfully awkward.  This chapter takes place a year later; they are seventeen and both somewhat changed.
Rating:  PG-13
Wordcount:  3352
Disclaimer:  nothing to do with them
Warnings:  mentions of underage sex, angst, UST (see the rating)
A/N:  Some of you will love me for this, some of you will hate me for it... but one thing I hope we can all agree on is that the following constitutes the most merciful act of writing I have ever committed.  And when it comes down to it, the reason I wrote this is because the boys told me, "This was how it happened."

The First Half of the Series:
Part 1:  Room of Requirement
Part 2:  Crisis Point
Part 3:  Extreme Measures
Part 4:  Superlatives
Part 5:  Precipice
Part 6:  Unrelenting
Part 7:  Epicness


The Second Half of the Series:
Part 1:  Profound Revelation
Part 2:  Breakthroughs
Part 3:  Full Tilt
Part 4:  Pushed to the Brink
Part 5:  Overwhelm
Part 6:  Hyperspace
Part 7:  Event Horizon
Part 8:  Utmost


Second half Epilogue:  Forever ThingCollapse )

Pinto:  Utmost (Extremeverse Second Half, Part 8/8)
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Title:  Utmost
Pairing:  Zachary Quinto/Chris Pine
Summary:  AU teenverse series - Chris and Zach are both sixteen, live a few blocks from each other, and go to the same school.  Zach is holding his own.  Chris is painfully awkward.  NOTE:  This chapter of this fic was written to fill a prompt for Help the Midwest for aprilleigh24.  The prompt was first-time, awkward, imperfect sex.
Rating:  NC-17
Wordcount:  5882
Disclaimer:  nothing to do with them
Warnings:  underage sex, uncomfortable sex, fingering, frotting, bareback, some angst
A/N:  Well, porn people, hang on, you're about to get schooled by reality.  (Sort of.  I mean, come on, we can't make this too traumatic, I refuse to torture teenagers.)

The First Half of the Series:
Part 1:  Room of Requirement
Part 2:  Crisis Point
Part 3:  Extreme Measures
Part 4:  Superlatives
Part 5:  Precipice
Part 6:  Unrelenting
Part 7:  Epicness


The Second Half of the Series:
Part 1:  Profound Revelation
Part 2:  Breakthroughs
Part 3:  Full Tilt
Part 4:  Pushed to the Brink
Part 5:  Overwhelm
Part 6:  Hyperspace
Part 7:  Event Horizon


Second half Part 8:  UtmostCollapse )

Pinto:  Event Horizon (Extremeverse Second Half, Part 7/8)
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Title:  Event Horizon
Pairing:  Zachary Quinto/Chris Pine
Summary:  AU teenverse series - Chris and Zach are both sixteen, live a few blocks from each other, and go to the same school.  Zach is holding his own.  Chris is painfully awkward.
Rating:  NC-17
Wordcount:  2808
Disclaimer:  nothing to do with them
Warnings:  mentions of underage sex, some angst
A/N:  THIS CHAPTER EARNS THE RATING.  This is the chapter I have been the most impatient to post... aside from the one after this.  But srsly.  I hope everybody likes this one.  Also, I lampshade the use of cassette tapes, but I'm pretty sure I've mentioned that this high school experience is a bit 90's-retro.  (Do you young people know what a cassette tape is?  Please tell me you do.)

The First Half of the Series:
Part 1:  Room of Requirement
Part 2:  Crisis Point
Part 3:  Extreme Measures
Part 4:  Superlatives
Part 5:  Precipice
Part 6:  Unrelenting
Part 7:  Epicness


The Second Half of the Series:
Part 1:  Profound Revelation
Part 2:  Breakthroughs
Part 3:  Full Tilt
Part 4:  Pushed to the Brink
Part 5:  Overwhelm
Part 6:  Hyperspace


Second half Part 7:  Event HorizonCollapse )

Pinto:  Hyperspace (Extremeverse Second Half, Part 6/8)
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Title:  Hyperspace
Pairing:  Zachary Quinto/Chris Pine
Summary:  AU teenverse series - Chris and Zach are both sixteen, live a few blocks from each other, and go to the same school.  Zach is holding his own.  Chris is painfully awkward.
Rating:  NC-17 overall
Wordcount:  3583
Disclaimer:  nothing to do with them
Warnings:  mentions of underage sex, some angst
A/N:  In which I exposit a LOT of stuff in a small space, perhaps a bit too neatly, but I do not care.

The First Half of the Series:
Part 1:  Room of Requirement
Part 2:  Crisis Point
Part 3:  Extreme Measures
Part 4:  Superlatives
Part 5:  Precipice
Part 6:  Unrelenting
Part 7:  Epicness


The Second Half of the Series:
Part 1:  Profound Revelation
Part 2:  Breakthroughs
Part 3:  Full Tilt
Part 4:  Pushed to the Brink
Part 5:  Overwhelm


Second half Part 6:  HyperspaceCollapse )

Pinto:  Overwhelm (Extremeverse Second Half, Part 5/8)
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Title:  Overwhelm
Pairing:  Zachary Quinto/Chris Pine
Summary:  AU teenverse series - Chris and Zach are both sixteen, live a few blocks from each other, and go to the same school.  Zach is holding his own.  Chris is painfully awkward.
Rating:  NC-17 overall
Wordcount:  2556
Disclaimer:  nothing to do with them
Warnings:  mentions of underage sex, some angst
A/N:  Some physical activities not involving sex.

The First Half of the Series:
Part 1:  Room of Requirement
Part 2:  Crisis Point
Part 3:  Extreme Measures
Part 4:  Superlatives
Part 5:  Precipice
Part 6:  Unrelenting
Part 7:  Epicness


The Second Half of the Series:
Part 1:  Profound Revelation
Part 2:  Breakthroughs
Part 3:  Full Tilt
Part 4:  Pushed to the Brink


Second half Part 5:  OverwhelmCollapse )

Pinto:  Pushed to the Brink (Extremeverse Second Half, Part 4/8)
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Title:  Pushed to the Brink
Pairing:  Zachary Quinto/Chris Pine
Summary:  AU teenverse series - Chris and Zach are both sixteen, live a few blocks from each other, and go to the same school.  Zach is holding his own.  Chris is painfully awkward.
Rating:  NC-17 overall
Wordcount:  2045
Disclaimer:  nothing to do with them
Warnings:  mentions of underage sex, some angst
A/N:  Oh, Chris, the things you will learn about you.

The First Half of the Series:
Part 1:  Room of Requirement
Part 2:  Crisis Point
Part 3:  Extreme Measures
Part 4:  Superlatives
Part 5:  Precipice
Part 6:  Unrelenting
Part 7:  Epicness


The Second Half of the Series:
Part 1:  Profound Revelation
Part 2:  Breakthroughs
Part 3:  Full Tilt


Second half Part 4:  Pushed to the BrinkCollapse )

Pinto: Full Tilt (Extremeverse Second Half, Part 3/8)
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Title: Full Tilt
Pairing: Zachary Quinto/Chris Pine
Summary: AU teenverse series - Chris and Zach are both sixteen, live a few blocks from each other, and go to the same school. Zach is holding his own. Chris is painfully awkward.
Rating: NC-17 overall
Wordcount: 828
Disclaimer: nothing to do with them
Warnings: mentions of underage sex, some angst
A/N: Meet Coach Urban! He's buff. And unbothered. (I really don't know why I didn't just combine these into one part, but oh well. Two tiny parts tonight!)

The First Half of the Series:
Part 1: Room of Requirement
Part 2: Crisis Point
Part 3: Extreme Measures
Part 4: Superlatives
Part 5: Precipice
Part 6: Unrelenting
Part 7: Epicness


The Second Half of the Series:
Part 1: Profound Revelation
Part 2: Breakthroughs


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Pinto:  Breakthroughs (Extremeverse Second Half, Part 2/8)
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Title:  Breakthroughs
Pairing:  Zachary Quinto/Chris Pine
Summary:  AU teenverse series - Chris and Zach are both sixteen, live a few blocks from each other, and go to the same school.  Zach is holding his own.  Chris is painfully awkward.
Rating:  NC-17 overall
Wordcount:  1755
Disclaimer:  nothing to do with them
Warnings:  mentions of underage sex, some angst
A/N:  This part's a little short, I know... the next will be, too, so I'm thinking of posting it later tonight, but can not do so just at the moment.

The First Half of the Series:
Part 1:  Room of Requirement
Part 2:  Crisis Point
Part 3:  Extreme Measures
Part 4:  Superlatives
Part 5:  Precipice
Part 6:  Unrelenting
Part 7:  Epicness


The Second Half of the Series:
Part 1:  Profound Revelation

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Pinto:  Profound Revelation (Extremeverse Second Half, Part 1/8)
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Title:  Profound Revelation
Pairing:  Zachary Quinto/Chris Pine
Summary:  AU teenverse series - Chris and Zach are both sixteen, live a few blocks from each other, and go to the same school.  Zach is holding his own.  Chris is painfully awkward.
Rating:  NC-17 overall
Wordcount:  1850
Disclaimer:  nothing to do with them
Warnings:  mentions of underage sex, some angst
A/N:  Well, this was somewhat unexpected.  Apparently this 'verse has two parts, and we're launching into the second.  You'll get to see the boys finish the school year, round out the changes in themselves and each other, form new relationships and bolster old ones, discover hidden talents, and still make time for probably a few hundred orgasms.  And yes, the updates will be coming regular as clockwork, because this shit is FINISHED.


The First Half of the Series:

Part 1:  Room of Requirement
Part 2:  Crisis Point
Part 3:  Extreme Measures
Part 4:  Superlatives
Part 5:  Precipice
Part 6:  Unrelenting
Part 7:  Epicness


Second half Part 1:  Profound RevelationCollapse )

Pinto:  Epicness (Extremeverse)
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Title:  Epicness
Pairing:  Zachary Quinto/Chris Pine
Summary:  AU teenverse series - Chris and Zach are both sixteen, live a few blocks from each other, and go to the same school.  Zach is holding his own.  Chris is painfully awkward.
Rating:  NC-17
Wordcount:  3702
Disclaimer:  nothing to do with them
Warnings:  mentions of underage sex, angst
A/N:  It takes a while to learn how to kick ass the right way.


Part 1:  Room of Requirement
Part 2:  Crisis Point
Part 3:  Extreme Measures
Part 4:  Superlatives
Part 5:  Precipice
Part 6:  Unrelenting


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Pinto:  Unrelenting (Extremeverse)
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Title:  Unrelenting
Pairing:  Zachary Quinto/Chris Pine
Summary:  AU teenverse series - Chris and Zach are both sixteen, live a few blocks from each other, and go to the same school.  Zach is holding his own.  Chris is painfully awkward.
Rating:  NC-17
Wordcount:  2904
Disclaimer:  nothing to do with them
Warnings:  mentions of underage sex, angst
A/N:  Chris gets another writing assignment, does a little project of his own, and Zach is in for a surprise.


Part 1:  Room of Requirement
Part 2:  Crisis Point
Part 3:  Extreme Measures
Part 4:  Superlatives
Part 5:  Precipice


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Pinto:  Precipice (Extremeverse)
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Title:  Precipice (Extremeverse)
Pairing:  Zachary Quinto/Chris Pine
Summary:  AU teenverse series - Chris and Zach are both sixteen, live a few blocks from each other, and go to the same school.  Zach is holding his own.  Chris is painfully awkward.
Rating:  NC-17
Wordcount:  4177
Disclaimer:  nothing to do with them
Warnings:  mentions of underage sex, angst
A/N:  I can not believe it's been December since I've written in this 'verse.  And I left on a cliff-hanger, even!  This is wrong of me.  Well, there will be more parts of this, starting now, and I'm starting you out with a bang.

I should note that I've been writing this 'verse a touch anachronistically.  It's highschool more of the 90's than now; you won't see a cellphone mentioned, or a computer, and the lingo is... well... not current.


Part 1:  Room of Requirement
Part 2:  Crisis Point
Part 3:  Extreme Measures
Part 4:  Superlatives


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Pinto:  The Shepherd and the Dog, Part 3
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Go back to Part 1.
Go back to Part 2.


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Pinto:  The Shepherd and the Dog, Part 2
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Go back to Part 1.


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Pinto:  The Shepherd and the Dog, Part 1
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Title:  The Shepherd and the Dog, Part 1
Pairing:  Chris Pine/Zachary Quinto
Summary:  From a prompt at the ontd_pinto Kink Meme - "Pinto fairytale 2 - Poor shepherd Chris adopts a stray dog he calls Noah, but Noah has a secret: he is actually the Prince Zachary who was bewitched by a wicked wizard."  Everything but the prince part (whoops... also forgot the Noah part, sorry Nonny!)...
Rating:  NC-17
Wordcount:  ~13k total
Disclaimer:  Fairy tales aren't real.
Warnings:  angst, some violence, animal worship
A/N:  Oh, how I love to write a fairy tale.  This story has some of the frou-frou archaic language affectation that I used in the monk stories, but hopefully it's not nearly as thick and florid, and reads easily.  Written pretty quickly, not beta'ed.



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Podfic:  Hole
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Yes, you read that right.  perversevere has podficced my fic, Hole, the Pinto fic in which Zach is the neediest of all needy bottoms (complete with anal orgasms!).

Srsly you gotta hear this.

My face is beet red right now and I'm curled up in a tiny ball.  (Hey, I write this stuff down, I never claimed to be able to say any of it out LOUD!)

:D

Still, LISTEN BECAUSE SHE DOES AN INCREDIBLY AWESOME JOB.
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Pinto:  In Our Bedroom After the War Master Post
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Title:  In Our Bedroom After the War
Pairing:  Chris Pine/Zachary Quinto, Chris/OFC, Zach/OMC
Summary:  Just one night changes everything, no matter how hard you try to fight it.  A fic for help_pakistan, for the lovely aprilleigh24.
Rating:  NC-17
Wordcount:  ~41K
Disclaimer:  I do not own these resemblances
Warnings:  songfic, OC pairings, drug use soft and hard, drunksex, heavy angst, character death, dubcon

Download the Stars' album:  In Our Bedroom After the War
There are also individual links to each song on each chapter.


Chapter 1:  The End After the Beginning
Chapter 2:  The Night Starts Here
Chapter 3:  Midnight Coward
Chapter 4:  In Our Bedroom After the War
Chapter 5:  Take Me to the Riot
Chapter 6:  My Favourite Book
Chapter 7:  The Ghost of Genova Heights
Chapter 8:  Window Bird
Chapter 9:  Barricade
Chapter 10:  Personal
Chapter 11:  Bitches in Tokyo
Chapter 12:  Life 2 - Unhappy Ending
Chapter 13:  Today Will Be Better, I Swear!



Author's Notes will be posted at a later date.

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